officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via wow-your-bullshit)

catghostboy:

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

omg.

(Source: chekhov, via ethernius)

,,

I am the sea and nobody owns me.

Pippi Longstocking (1997)

(Source: dimmadamn, via balletpenguin)

eatmeallnight:

Not everyone is going to find you attractive. It’s not that deep.

(via wow-your-bullshit)

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

(via orgasm)